The Funny Incident involving the Big Boob Mamasan

I used to party regularly with this guy who was a splitting image of Taiwanese Rocker Wu Bai. In fact, whenever we went out to party, everyone would actually call him Wu Bai. I don’t even know his real name but I’m pretty sure it won’t sound as cool as Wu Bai though. I can’t…

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First Porn Experience

Back in my schooldays, Internet was not so prevalent and pornography was a treasured and rare commodity. I still remember the first time I was introduced to porno. It was at a friend’s house after school. We were playing Super Mario on Nintendo when all of a sudden my friend Nick blurted out,” Eh you…

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What not to do when approaching women (or boys) from the Internet

I was speaking with a girl friend the other day and she was lamenting how she got approached by tons of losers on facebook and tagged everyday. It really cracked me up what some of the guys are doing to gain her attention. So to summarize our conversation, here is a list of things NOT…

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Rape Me!

What would you do if you were about to have a sex with a girl and she suddenly shouted at you “RAPE ME!”. Many years ago, I got to know a woman from a club along Mohamed Sultan Road. For those too young to remember, Mohamed Sultan Road was a popular stretch of pubs and…

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The girl with the long nipple

When I was studying in the university, I got to know this girl who stayed in the same hostel as me. We were both involved in putting up some kind of theater performance for the hall. This particular girl, let’s call her Feline, was not particularly beautiful but she exalts a certain kind of boyish…

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The case of the missing underwear

Some time back, I got to know a regular at Dragonfly. We had a pretty brief fling and I have to say one of the most memorable ones. She’s one of those girls that is super fun to be with and partying with her is never boring. When I knew her, I was actually quite…

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The Funny Guy who Shat his pants

Did you know that you can actually shit your pants without knowing it if you are drunk enough? A couple of months back, I was with a group of my buddies partying at a club called Dragonfly. It was a Friday night and the place was packed to the brim. Fortunately for us, the manager…

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The Girl who took my virginity

Today, I got a friend request from this woman on facebook. I thought her name sounded very familiar but I can’t for the life of me remember who she was until I opened up her facebook page and saw her photo! Lo and behold! That’s the woman that I actually lost my VIRGINITY to. And…

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Kill. Marry. Fuck.

For those of you who don’t know where is Movida, it’s one of the clubs @ St James Power Station. This particular venue features Latin music and boasts a more English speaking crowd. It’s not one of my favorite clubs but on days where we aren’t able to get a good table @ DragonFly, we…

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